Here at SnarcMark Limited, we've been slaving away finding more effective ways for you to communicate your feelings through email, blogs, or Twitter, and we're ready to launch a series of helpful new products. In the spirit of public interest, we're launching our first today totally free for you to use, with no commercial software required to download in order to use.
Introducing: The NoSnarcMark(tm)
The official, easy-to-use punctuation mark to emphasize a serious phrase, sentence or message. It’s a quick single key-stroke to insert the (NSM(tm)) where you want, when you want, in your communications with the world. Never again be misunderstood! Never again waste a good serious statement on someone who doesn’t get it, and might believe it's snarky!
How to use: When writing your snark-free blog post, businesslike email, or srs bsns tweet, end your sentence by pressing the period key, just to the right of the comma, like so. This will produce a character that is commonly referred to as a Peer-Y-odd, which is an obviously odd title for such a useful structure, so we're renaming it the NoSnarcMark(tm) and offering its use to the public under no license restrictions whatsoever.
Please post your examples of how you'll use the NoSnarcMark(tm) in your own linked blog posts, comments below, or tweet them to us @snarcmark
We hope you enjoy our contribution!